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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The real deal for a healthy diet? (clearing misconceptions)

 

You might have read this before, but for you who haven't, this is a good read on healthy diet....   (haha)


"In a desperate bid to find a doctor that actually knows what he is talking about I was directed by an old friend in the USA to this gentleman from China and it would appear he has some of the answers. I enclose below part of the transcript from my online consultation which you may find enlightening!



Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.



Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!



Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain, Good!



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.



AND...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:



1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.



2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.



3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.



4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.



5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.



CONCLUSION...

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you"

 

 

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Eat Sambal Petai and drink Tuak!

Posted 10/14/2009 10:14 AM by RestlessButterfly Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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''Want live longer? Take nap.''


I'm gonna go extend my life in class now ;D

Posted 10/14/2009 10:19 AM by hoshiko_rainboww - reply

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Well if only that was true! lol
Posted 10/14/2009 10:20 AM by QueenOfOreos Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Ha! This cracked me up! Good one, MS!


Hugs, CAN

Posted 10/14/2009 11:33 AM by carolinaatnight - reply

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@hoshiko_rainboww - Ha! Your comment made me laugh!!

Posted 10/14/2009 11:33 AM by carolinaatnight - reply

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hahaha @ the last line.

xo
Posted 10/14/2009 11:36 AM by JessxMaxine Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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The logic is impeccable!
Posted 10/14/2009 12:11 PM by methodElevated Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Fantastic!!!! I love it!!!
Posted 10/14/2009 12:15 PM by Pensamientos@revelife - reply

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bahahaa! nice

@hoshiko_rainboww - for real. me too. haha.

Posted 10/14/2009 12:27 PM by Eternalimplosion Xanga Premium Member - reply

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well i'm screwed. guess i'll just have to switch entirely over to chinese, then.
Posted 10/14/2009 1:03 PM by shatterFocus - reply

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this doctor is of course a genius.
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:-p
Posted 10/14/2009 2:32 PM by lilniteanngel Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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Finally, health advice I can agree with!
Posted 10/14/2009 6:39 PM by Manstration Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Grr...Yo necesito aprender espanol asi que no ataque al corazon.  Me hablo poco espanol. 
Posted 10/14/2009 6:52 PM by Mac_Libureet Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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"Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!"

LOL. Finally, a medically based excuse for me to indulge. Thanks bud.
Posted 10/14/2009 7:04 PM by Blessed_Enigma - reply

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Haha, "explain whales to me" and "speaking english is apparently what kills you" made me laugh.

Posted 10/14/2009 7:10 PM by TheRiverIsEverywhere - reply

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Hehe, this is great!
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hahaha. =)
Posted 10/14/2009 10:52 PM by BlehhItsTu - reply

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lol "round is shape" awesomes! XD
Posted 10/15/2009 3:21 AM by tequila_sky Xanga True Member - reply

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haha this is funny! yea thats what in my mind "eat and drink what you like" just eat in moderation :)
Posted 10/15/2009 5:06 PM by jackie9714_rocks - reply

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lmao i eat what i like and damn its not working -_-"
Posted 10/15/2009 8:47 PM by smile4yukiri - reply

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@smile4yukiri - i guess your fault must be that you speak english XD

Posted 10/16/2009 3:07 AM by maniacsicko Xanga True Member - reply

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FUNNY POST. :D
Posted 10/16/2009 8:30 PM by missmorose - reply

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IM thinking me and you should use real display pictures. then we'll get dates lol
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:DDDD

I loved this. xD :D
Posted 10/22/2009 1:00 AM by milubbles - reply

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